Leaf Me Alone: 50+ Fall-arious Autumn Jokes & Puns

Fall is officially here, and what better way to celebrate the season of pumpkin spice and everything nice than with a hearty dose of laughter? As the leaves change and the air turns crisp, it’s the perfect time to cozy up and enjoy some autumn-themed jokes and puns. Get ready to leaf your worries behind and fall head over heels for these hilarious one-liners and witty wordplay!

Whether you’re looking to share a chuckle with friends and family or simply brighten your own day, this collection of autumn jokes and puns is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. We’ve gathered the best fall-related humor to keep you entertained all season long.

So grab your favorite sweater, brew a warm beverage, and prepare for a harvest of humor. Let’s dive into the fun!

Leaf Me Alone: 50+ Fall-arious Autumn Jokes & Puns

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Image: Scarecrow wearing a medal)
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in autumn? Pouch potato! (Image: Kangaroo sitting on a couch surrounded by leaves)
I’m falling for autumn! Get it? falling? (Image: Person tripping over a pile of leaves)
I tried to make a leaf fall off a tree. It didn’t work. I guess they really are leafing on their own schedule. (Image: Someone looking frustratedly at a tree)
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. (Image: Pumpkin playing tennis)
Why are ghosts so good at gardening in the fall? Because they have ghoul thumbs! (Image: Ghost tending a pumpkin patch)
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. (Image: Cartoon tree in a dentist chair)
What do you call a sad strawberry in the fall? A blue-berry. (Image: Strawberry looking dejected next to autumn leaves)
I asked the autumn wind for advice on my investments. It told me to go with the flow. (Image: Person standing in a windy field of autumn leaves)
A scarecrow walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re looking a little straw-like.” (Image: Scarecrow at a bar)
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Wait… no, it’s a pum-kin! (Image: Pumpkin wearing a pirate hat)
What did the leaf say to autumn? “I’m falling for you!” (Image: Cartoon leaf with heart eyes looking at Autumn)
I love autumn, it’s unbe-leaf-able! (Image: Pile of leaves with “Unbe-leaf-able” text over it)
Why did the squirrel cross the road in the autumn? To get to the nuther side! (Image: Squirrel crossing a road with fallen leaves)
I’m acorn-y person. I’m not sorry. (Image: Acorn wearing sunglasses)

Falling for Funny: The Best Overall Autumn Jokes

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Autumn is a season ripe with comedic potential. From the changing weather to the abundance of pumpkin spice, there’s no shortage of inspiration for a good laugh. These jokes capture the essence of autumn, from the simple joys of crisp air to the relatable struggles of raking leaves. Prepare to fall head-over-heels for these fall-tastic jokes.

Falling for Funny: The Best Overall Autumn Jokes

What do you call a lazy kangaroo in autumn? Pouch potato!
Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
What’s an autumn lover’s favorite type of music? Fall-k music!
I only have eyes for you…said the scarecrow to the crows.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the salad dressing!
What do you call lying pumpkins? Pumpkin pies!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
What does a pumpkin wear to stay warm? A gourd-igan!

Leaf Me Alone, I’m Laughing: Punny Autumn Leaf Jokes

Autumn leaves are not just beautiful, they’re also a source of endless puns! Their vibrant colors and tendency to fall provide ample opportunities for wordplay. These jokes are all about the leafy side of autumn, guaranteed to make you smile and perhaps even inspire your own punny creations.

Leaf Me Alone, I'm Laughing: Punny Autumn Leaf Jokes

I’m falling for you…said the leaf to gravity.
Don’t leaf me hanging!
It’s unbe-leaf-able how quickly the leaves are changing.
I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.
I’m just trying to rake it in this autumn!
Leaf your worries behind!
What did the leaf say to the rake? “I’m falling for you!”
What do you call a pile of leaves talking? A leaf conference!
Have you heard about the leaf detective? He turned over every stone.
I’m leaf-ing now… bye!

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice: Hilarious Pumpkin Jokes

Pumpkin spice: you either love it or hate it, but you definitely can’t ignore it! These jokes embrace the pumpkin spice craze, poking fun at its ubiquity and our collective obsession with this seasonal flavor. Get ready for some sweet and spicy humor that’s sure to pumpkin-spice up your day.

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice: Hilarious Pumpkin Jokes

I’m not addicted to pumpkin spice…I’m committed!
What do you call a pumpkin that can’t keep a secret? A pumpkin spiller!
Why was the pumpkin so good at basketball? Because it had great court vision!
Pumpkin spice lattes: the official drink of basic witches.
What do you say to a mean pumpkin? “Gourd luck!”
I like big pumpkins and I cannot lie.
I’m so good at carving pumpkins, it’s gourd-geous.
What did the pumpkin say to the spice rack? “You complete me!”
Keep calm and pumpkin spice on.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the spice rack!

Corn-y Humor: Jokes About Corn Mazes and Harvests

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Corn mazes, harvest festivals, and the humble ear of corn: they’re all fodder for some seriously corn-y jokes! These puns and one-liners celebrate the agricultural side of autumn, from the challenges of navigating a maze to the joy of a bountiful harvest. Prepare for some ear-resistible humor!

Corn-y Humor: Jokes About Corn Mazes and Harvests

I went to a corn maze and got lost. It was a-maize-ing!
Why did the corn blush? Because it saw the stalker!
What do you call a funny ear of corn? A corn-edian!
I’m all about that corn life.
Let’s get corned! (Responsibly, of course…with corn on the cob).
What do you call a baby corn? An earling.
The farmer was outstanding in his field of corn.
What do you call corn on the cob that joins the army? Kernel!
He’s a real corn-ucopia of talent!
I tried to make a corn-themed joke, but it was too corny.

Apple-solutely Hilarious: Jokes About Apples and Apple Picking

From apple pie to apple cider, this fruit is synonymous with autumn. These jokes highlight the many ways we enjoy apples during the fall season, from picking them in orchards to baking them into delicious treats. Get ready for some apple-solutely hilarious puns that are sure to be a-peel-ing!

Apple-solutely Hilarious: Jokes About Apples and Apple Picking

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A musical fruit!
I’ve got a-peel-ing personality.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
Let’s get to the core of the problem.
What did the worm say to the apple? “Wanna get to the core of things?”
I find apple picking a fruitful activity.
What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? Apple-cation!
Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t feeling so peachy.
What did the apple say to the pie maker? “Slice to meet you!”

Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and…terrible jokes! These Thanksgiving-themed gags are perfect for sharing around the dinner table (after you’ve said your thanks, of course!). Prepare for some turkey-rific humor that’s sure to make everyone groan…and maybe even laugh.

Thanksgiving Giggles: Jokes to Share at Your Autumn Feast

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump!
I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America? They heard it was open for reservation!
What’s the best way to carve a turkey? Electri-claw!
What do you call a turkey that’s always winning? A winner winner turkey dinner!
What did the pumpkin pie say to the sweet potato pie? You wanna piece of me?!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.

Spooky Season Silliness: Halloween-Themed Autumn Jokes

Halloween is the spookiest (and silliest) time of autumn! These jokes embrace the spooky side of the season, with ghoulish puns and monstrous one-liners that are perfect for sharing while trick-or-treating or at a Halloween party. Get ready for some frightfully funny humor!

Spooky Season Silliness: Halloween-Themed Autumn Jokes

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
Why did the zombie stay home from school? He felt rotten!
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake!
I’m here for the boos.
What kind of car does a werewolf drive? A monster truck!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!

Falling for Cleverness: The Most Creative Autumn Puns

Sometimes, you just need a pun that’s a little bit cleverer than the rest. These autumn puns are designed to make you think, chuckle, and appreciate the art of wordplay. Get ready to fall for these witty and inventive puns that capture the essence of the season in a unique and memorable way.

Falling for Cleverness: The Most Creative Autumn Puns