Raven Mad: The Ultimate Collection of Baltimore Ravens Jokes & Puns

Baltimore Ravens fans, prepare to laugh your purple hearts out! Whether you’re tailgating at M&T Bank Stadium or cheering from your couch, a good joke can always elevate the game day experience. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian with this collection of hilarious Baltimore Ravens jokes and puns.

From clever wordplay about Lamar Jackson to lighthearted digs at rival teams, we’ve got something to tickle every Ravens fan’s funny bone. So, huddle up and get ready to share these jokes with your fellow flock members.

This post is your playbook for laughter, so get ready to spread some purple pride and good cheer with these Ravens-themed jokes. Let the games (and the jokes) begin!

Raven Mad: The Ultimate Collection of Baltimore Ravens Jokes & Puns

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Why did the Ravens cross the road? To get to the other fowl!
What’s a Raven’s favorite subject in school? Caw-culus!
I tried to explain the Ravens’ offensive strategy to my friend… he still doesn’t get the Bird’s-eye view.
What do you call a Raven who’s a great singer? A Flacco-list!
Did you hear about the Raven who became a stand-up comedian? His jokes were absolutely cor-bin!
Why was the stadium so cold during the Ravens game? Because there was a Zero degree Kelvin in the stands! (referencing Ravens linebacker Roquan Smith)
A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a Baltimore Raven. The shopkeeper says, “Sorry, we’re all out. We only have Purple Finch’s left.”
What do you call a Raven who loves to gamble? A High-Roller!
Why did the Raven get a ticket? For fowl play!
What’s a Raven’s favorite type of music? Beak-boxing!
Two Ravens fans are arguing. One says, “Our defense is un-beak-lievable!” The other replies, “Yeah, but our offense is egg-cellent!”
What’s a Raven’s favorite drink? Purple Rain (a cocktail, playing on the team color).
Why are Ravens such good football players? Because they have a lot of talons!
Heard Lamar Jackson is starting a delivery service… guaranteed to get you the ball in no time, it’s called Lamarvelous Delivery!
A Ravens fan is walking down the street and sees a genie in a bottle. The genie says, “I will grant you one wish, but whatever you wish for, your rival Steelers fan will get double.” The Ravens fan thinks for a moment and says, “I wish to be half-blind.”

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: A Bird-Brained Collection

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Dive into a collection of Baltimore Ravens jokes guaranteed to entertain any member of the Flock. From silly scenarios to witty observations about the team, these jokes celebrate the spirit and passion of Ravens fans. Get ready to laugh out loud with this bird-brained compilation that’s sure to ruffle some feathers (in a good way!).

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: A Bird-Brained Collection

Why did the Ravens cross the road? To get to the end zone!
What do you call a Ravens fan who can’t make up his mind? Ir-Ravens-able!
Heard the Ravens opened a bakery. They only sell Quarterback Rolls.
What’s a Ravens fan’s favorite type of clothing? Purple Reign-wear!
A Ravens fan walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
What’s the difference between a Raven and a crow? A Raven is always ready to defend the Flock!
Why are Ravens fans such good gardeners? They have a knack for growing winning teams!
How do the Ravens stay cool during training camp? They use flock-onditioners!
What did the Ravens say to the opposing team? “We’re gonna crow-ber you!”
I just saw a Raven playing the piano. He was really going for the ‘Purple Rain’ sound.

Lamar Jackson Jokes: MVP of Puns

Lamar Jackson, the electrifying quarterback, is a prime target for jokes and puns. Celebrate his incredible athleticism and unique playing style with these MVP-worthy jokes. From his dazzling runs to his pinpoint passes, these puns highlight the humor in Lamar’s phenomenal talent. Get ready for some Lamar-velous laughs!

Lamar Jackson Jokes: MVP of Puns

Why did Lamar Jackson bring a ladder to the game? He heard the defense was on the rise!
What’s Lamar Jackson’s favorite game? Hide and Zeke!
Lamar Jackson is so fast, he could run a marathon in a quarterback!
Why does Lamar Jackson always carry a map? So he doesn’t get lost in the end zone!
I tried to copy Lamar Jackson’s throwing style. It was quite Lamar-ble!
What’s Lamar Jackson’s favorite type of music? Running tunes!
Lamar Jackson is so good, he could throw a football through a car wash and not get it wet!
Why did Lamar Jackson get a ticket? He was speeding… to the end zone!
What do you call Lamar Jackson when he’s not playing football? Lamar-vellous!
Heard Lamar Jackson started a band. They’re called “The Running Backs.”

Ravens vs. Steelers Jokes: A Rivalry of Roasts

The Ravens-Steelers rivalry is legendary, and what better way to celebrate it than with some good-natured ribbing? These jokes poke fun at both teams, highlighting the intensity and passion of this classic AFC North clash. Get ready for a hilarious showdown where the only thing tougher than the hits are the jokes!

Ravens vs. Steelers Jokes: A Rivalry of Roasts

What do you call a Steelers fan with no teeth? An offensive line!
Why do Steelers fans bring ladders to games? To get over the Ravens!
A Ravens fan and a Steelers fan are on a desert island. They decide to cooperate, but then the Steelers fan steals the Ravens’ water and says, “That’s just Steelers football, baby!”
What’s the difference between the Steelers and a dollar? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
Why did the Raven break up with the Steeler? He said she was too metal.
Heard the Steelers are switching to a new offensive strategy: Hope and a Prayer.
What’s black and yellow and sleeps in the endzone? A defeated Steeler!
Why don’t Steelers players like playing cards? They always get sacked.
What do you call a Steeler who makes a good decision? A Ravens double agent!
A Steeler and a Raven walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m not paid enough for this.”

Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Laughter

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Ravens Super Bowl Jokes: Ringing in the Laughter

Why did the Ravens win the Super Bowl? They had a flock-tastic plan!
What’s a Ravens fan’s favorite piece of jewelry? A Super Bowl ring!
Heard the Ravens’ Super Bowl ring glows in the dark. So you can always see the purple!
What do you call a Super Bowl-winning Raven? A champ-pion!
Why did the Ravens bring a ladder to the Super Bowl parade? To reach the championship trophy!
What’s a Raven’s favorite type of party? A Super Bowl ring ceremony!
I tried to replicate the Ravens’ Super Bowl winning play. It was Super Bowl-derful!
What did the Raven say after winning the Super Bowl? “Nevermore…losing!”
Why are Ravens fans so good at solving puzzles? They’ve already figured out how to win a Super Bowl!
What’s the best part about the Ravens winning the Super Bowl? Seeing the other teams’ faces!

Baltimore Ravens Jokes for Kids: Family-Friendly Fun

Introduce the younger members of the Flock to the world of Ravens humor with these family-friendly jokes. These clean and lighthearted jokes are perfect for sharing with kids of all ages. From silly scenarios to simple puns, these jokes will bring a smile to everyone’s face and foster a love for the Ravens in the next generation.

Baltimore Ravens Jokes for Kids: Family-Friendly Fun

What does a baby Raven drink? Purple formula!
What do you call a Raven that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
Why did the Raven get detention? He was caught flocking around in class!
What’s a Raven’s favorite subject in school? Wing-lish!
What do you call a happy Raven? A joy-ful bird!
Why did the Raven bring a pencil to the game? To draw up some winning plays!
What’s a Raven’s favorite snack? Chirp-itos!
Why did the Raven go to the doctor? He felt a little under the weather!
What do you call a Raven who’s always right? On-point!
What’s a Raven’s favorite holiday? Wings-giving!

Ravens Tailgating Jokes: Fueling the Fun

Tailgating is an essential part of the Ravens experience, and what better way to enhance the fun than with some tailgating-themed jokes? These jokes celebrate the food, the drinks, and the camaraderie that make Ravens tailgates so special. Get ready to laugh and cheer with these jokes that are sure to fuel the fun!

Ravens Tailgating Jokes: Fueling the Fun

What’s a Raven’s favorite tailgating dish? Purple slaw!
Why did the Raven bring a ladder to the tailgate? To get a better view of the grill!
What do you call a Ravens fan who spills their drink at the tailgate? A tail-gater-ade!
Why did the Raven bring a map to the tailgate? He heard there were great deals on wings!
What’s a Raven’s favorite type of music at a tailgate? Tail-gate country!
How do Ravens fans stay warm at tailgates? They huddle together!
What did the grill say to the Raven at the tailgate? “Let’s get this party smoking!”
Why did the Raven bring a first-aid kit to the tailgate? In case someone gets too excited!
What’s a Raven’s favorite tailgating game? Corn-Raven-hole!
What do you call a Ravens tailgate that ran out of food? A tail-gating-aster!

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: One-Liners That Soar

Sometimes, all you need is a quick, witty one-liner to get a laugh. These Baltimore Ravens jokes are short, sweet, and guaranteed to soar. Perfect for sharing with friends or using as a quick jab during a game, these one-liners pack a punch of humor that any Ravens fan will appreciate.

Baltimore Ravens Jokes: One-Liners That Soar

Ravens: Where purple is the new black… and gold!
Ravens fans never fold, we just roost and reload!
I’m not saying the Ravens are good, but my GPS now lists “Victory Lane.”
Ravens: We’re not just a team, we’re a flocking family!
Ravens games: Therapy, but louder and with more purple.
Warning: May spontaneously start chanting “Ravens!”
My blood type is Ravens positive.
The Ravens’ defense is so good, they could sack a quarterback in his dreams.
Living that Raven life, one touchdown at a time.
Trust me, I’m a Ravens fan. I know things.

Ravens-Themed Puns: A Flock of Funny Wordplay

Get ready for a flock of funny wordplay with these Ravens-themed puns. These puns combine clever wordplay with Ravens references, creating a delightful mix of humor and team spirit. Whether you’re a casual fan or a die-hard supporter, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face and show off your love for the Baltimore Ravens.

Ravens-Themed Puns: A Flock of Funny Wordplay