Buzz City Laughs: The Ultimate Charlotte Hornets Jokes & Puns

Buzz City! The Charlotte Hornets are known for their exciting basketball, vibrant fanbase, and, of course, that iconic teal and purple color scheme. But beyond the court, there’s another kind of game going on: the pun game! Get ready to laugh (or at least groan) with this collection of Charlotte Hornets jokes and puns that are sure to sting… in a good way.

Whether you’re a die-hard Hornets fan or just appreciate a good sports joke, we’ve got you covered. From player-specific zingers to general basketball banter, prepare for a swarm of humor.

Buzz City Laughs: The Ultimate Charlotte Hornets Jokes & Puns

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Why did the Charlotte Hornets player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard they were playing the Nets!
What do you call a Hornet who’s a good listener? Buzz-worthy!
I tried to explain basketball to my bee friend. He just didn’t get the swarm offense. Guess he’s no Hornets fan.
What’s a Hornet’s favorite dance? The Buzz-stop!
Why are Hornets players always tired in April? Because they just finished a long sting of games!
I saw a Hornet reading a book on how to improve his game. It was entitled, “Buzz Up Your Basketball!”
Two Hornets are sitting in a tree. One says to the other, “Buzz off!” The other replies, “I can’t, I’m a point guard.”
What do you call a group of musical Hornets fans? A Buzz band!
Heard the Hornets signed a new player who’s terrified of basketballs? He’s got a real buzz-kill attitude.
Why did the Hornet get a ticket? Because he was speeding down the court in his Sting-ray!
What’s a Hornet’s favorite type of movie? A bee-opic!
Breaking News: The Charlotte Hornets have announced a new mascot: a giant, inflatable basketball. They’re calling it “Air Ball-et.”
I asked a Hornet for his opinion on the team’s performance. He said, “It’s un-bee-lievable!”
Why did the Hornet cross the road? To get to the Hornets game! (I know, it’s bee-sic.)
My friend bet me the Hornets would win. I said, “I’m not stung by that bet at all!”

Charlotte Hornets Puns: A Buzzworthy Beginning

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Get ready to be stung by laughter! This section is dedicated to puns centered around the Charlotte Hornets’ name and mascot. We’re buzzing with excitement to share these clever wordplays that will have you feeling like a true Hornets fan. Get ready for some stinger-sharp humor!

Charlotte Hornets Puns: A Buzzworthy Beginning

What do you call a sad hornet? A blue buzzer.
Why did the hornet cross the road? To get to the other hive!
I tried to catch fog today. Mist. I guess I’m not a Hornet-level player.
What’s a Hornet’s favorite type of music? Sting!
Why are Hornets great at basketball? Because they’re always buzzing around the court!
Did you hear about the Hornet who became a comedian? He had a killer sting!
What do you call a Hornet that’s also a detective? An investi-gator!
I’m reading a book on Hornets. It’s really buzzing me!
How do you organize a space party for Hornets? You planet!
I’m not saying the Hornets are bad, but their defense is more like an “offense.”

Hornets Player Puns: Biting Humor Featuring Your Favorite Stars

This section is all about the players! From LaMelo to Terry, get ready for some pun-tastic jokes featuring your favorite Charlotte Hornets stars. We’re taking their names and turning them into hilarious wordplays that are sure to score big with any basketball fan.

Hornets Player Puns: Biting Humor Featuring Your Favorite Stars

LaMelo Ball-in’ on a budget? That’s un-BALL-ievable!
What did Terry Rozier say to the basketball? “I’m gonna SCARY you into the net!”
Why did LaMelo bring a ladder to the game? He heard the defense was weak and wanted to BALL-OON over them.
I tried to name all the Hornets players, but I FAILED-O.
Terry Rozier is such a good player, he’s got skills you can’t RE-SCARY-ATE.
What’s LaMelo Ball’s favorite subject in school? Alge-BALL-a!
I told my friend a joke about Terry Rozier… he said it was SCARY good!
Why did the coach tell LaMelo to be careful? He didn’t want him to BALL-OON the game.
Terry Rozier’s defense is so good, opponents are SCARY of him.
I’m feeling LaMelo-ncholy the Hornets aren’t winning more games.

Charlotte Hornets Jokes: Taking Flight with Laughter

Get ready for some high-flying humor! This section is packed with general jokes about the Charlotte Hornets, their games, and the overall basketball experience. From buzzer-beaters to benchwarmers, we’ve got a joke for every kind of Hornets fan. Prepare for takeoff!

Charlotte Hornets Jokes: Taking Flight with Laughter

What’s a Hornet’s favorite drink? Sting-er Ale!
Why are Hornets such bad dancers? They have two left wings!
I asked a Hornet for directions, and he gave me the beeline.
How do you make a Hornet float? Root beer and ice cream!
Why did the Hornet get detention? He was always buzzing around in class!
What do you call a Hornet who’s always late? Bee-hind schedule!
Why did the Hornet refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting stung in a deal!
How do you know when a Hornet is lying? Its wings flap faster!
What’s a Hornet’s favorite type of movie? A sting-er!
I tried to build a house out of beehives. It was a honeycomb of problems!

NBA Puns Featuring the Hornets: Swarming the Competition

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NBA Puns Featuring the Hornets: Swarming the Competition

The Hornets are playing the Lakers? Looks like it’s going to be a SWARM and a prayer.
I heard the Hornets signed a new player… looks like they’re trying to BEE competitive this year!
The Hornets are playing the Celtics? Get ready for a buzz-worthy brawl!
What did the Hornet say to the Golden State Warrior? You’re about to get stung!
Why did the Hornet get a technical foul? He was buzzing around the referee!
The Hornets are trying to make the playoffs? It’s going to BEE a tough road.
What do you call a Hornets fan cheering against the Bulls? A loyal SWARMER!
Why did the Hornet refuse to play against the Rockets? He didn’t want to get blasted off!
The Hornets are playing the 76ers? Time for a swarming of liberty!
The Heat think they’re good? The Hornets are about to bring the sting!

Family-Friendly Charlotte Hornets Jokes: Sting-Free Fun

Looking for some laughs that the whole family can enjoy? This section is packed with clean and lighthearted Charlotte Hornets jokes that are perfect for kids and adults alike. Get ready for some sting-free humor that will bring everyone together.

Family-Friendly Charlotte Hornets Jokes: Sting-Free Fun

What do baby Hornets drink? Bee-verage!
Where do Hornets go on vacation? Sting-apore!
Why did the Hornet bring a ladder to the basketball game? He wanted to get to the upper deck!
What did the Hornet say to the flower? “Bee-utiful!”
Why did the Hornet go to school? To become a bee-havior expert!
What is a Hornet’s favorite game? Bee-ingo!
Why are Hornets so good at math? They are good at sum-thing!
What do you call a Hornet that’s a good singer? A bee-flat!
What’s a Hornet’s favorite dessert? Honeycomb!
What do Hornets use to write letters? Bee-pens!

Charlotte Hornets One-Liners: Quick and Clever Stings

Need a quick dose of Hornets humor? This section is filled with short and sweet one-liners that pack a comedic punch. These clever stings are perfect for sharing with friends or dropping into conversation. Get ready for some rapid-fire laughter!

Charlotte Hornets One-Liners: Quick and Clever Stings

Hornets basketball? It’s bee-lievable!
Don’t worry, bee happy… unless you’re playing the Hornets.
I’m buzzing with excitement for the next game!
Hornets fans? They’re a hive mind!
Is it just me or is the Hornets’ season un-BEE-table!
Hornets: We’re not lion… we can sting.
Hornets basketball: It’s the buzz!
Hornets: They’re winging it, but they’re doing it well.
Feeling Hornet-y today.
Hornets: Where the sting is always real.

Self-Deprecating Charlotte Hornets Humor: Laughing Through the Losses

Let’s face it, being a Hornets fan isn’t always easy. This section is dedicated to self-deprecating humor about the team’s struggles. It’s a way to find the funny side of the losses and keep our spirits high. Because even in defeat, we can still laugh!

Self-Deprecating Charlotte Hornets Humor: Laughing Through the Losses

My therapist says I have an unhealthy obsession with the Hornets… I told him it’s just a phase I’m going THROUGH-OUT the season.
I’m not saying the Hornets are bad, but my grandma has a better chance of making a three-pointer.
My expectations for the Hornets are so low, they’re practically in the basement.
I bought a Hornets jersey… mostly to wear while crying into my beer.
I’m convinced the Hornets are powered by disappointment.
My blood type is B-Positive… because I always have to stay positive about the Hornets.
I tried to explain the Hornets’ strategy to my dog… he just tilted his head and whimpered.
Watching the Hornets is my cardio… it gets my heart racing from the stress.
I’m starting a support group for Hornets fans… first meeting is BYOB (Bring Your Own Bitter Tears).
The only thing stinging more than the Hornets’ losses is my bank account after buying tickets.

Want to spread the Hornets love (and laughter) online? This section is packed with the best, most shareable puns perfect for your social media feeds. From Instagram captions to Twitter jokes, these stingers are guaranteed to get likes and retweets.

Best Charlotte Hornets Puns for Social Media: Shareable Stingers