Denver Broncos Jokes: Touchdown Humor & Hilarious Puns!

Broncos Country, let’s laugh! Whether you’re a die-hard fan, a casual observer, or just someone who appreciates a good chuckle, this post is for you. Get ready to unleash your inner Von Miller of comedy with a collection of Denver Broncos jokes and puns guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, even after a tough loss.

We’ve scoured the internet (and maybe even made up a few ourselves) to bring you the best Broncos-themed humor. So, grab your orange and blue, settle in, and prepare for some serious LOLs. It’s time to celebrate our team with a healthy dose of laughter!

Denver Broncos Jokes: Touchdown Humor & Hilarious Puns!

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• Why did the Bronco get detention? He kept horsing around in class!
• What do you call a Denver Bronco that’s also a detective? An Investi-Gator! (Plays on Gatorade)
• My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So, I bought a Broncos jersey from 2015.
• Heard about the new Broncos-themed restaurant? It’s called “Orange You Glad You’re Here?”
• Meme Idea: Image of a confused horse. Caption: “When the Broncos are down by 20 points but the commentators keep saying ‘They still have a chance!‘”
• What’s the difference between the Broncos and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
• Why did the Bronco cross the road? To get to the end zone… eventually. He’s still working on it.
• Meme Idea: Picture of a sad looking orange. Caption: “Me watching the Broncos offense.”
• A Broncos fan walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!” (Referring to opposing defenses)
• What’s a Bronco’s favorite type of music? Blues… lots and lots of blues.
• Meme Idea: Drakeposting meme. Drake looking disapprovingly at “Hoping for a winning season”. Drake looking approvingly at “Drafting a kicker in the first round.”
• Why don’t Broncos players play hide and seek? Because good luck finding an open receiver.
• Meme Idea: The “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme. Woman: “Why do we keep running the ball on 3rd and long?!” Cat: “They said it would establish the run!”
• Two Broncos fans are sitting at a bar. One says, “I’m telling you, this is our year!” The other replies, “Yeah, the year we finally figure out how to use a timeout correctly.”
• Meme Idea: Picture of a horse wearing a tiny helmet. Caption: “Broncos trying to protect their QB.”

Denver Broncos Jokes: Orange You Glad You Read This?

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Get ready to roar with laughter! This section is dedicated to pure, unadulterated Denver Broncos humor. From witty observations about the team to silly scenarios, we’re diving headfirst into the orange and blue funny bone. Prepare to be amused and maybe even snort a little bit. Let the Broncos jokes begin!

• Why did the Bronco get a telescope? He wanted to see his team in the Super Bowl again!
• What do you call a Bronco that doesn’t fumble? A miracle!
• How do you stop a Bronco from scoring? Take away their oxygen tank. (Altitude joke!)
• What’s a Bronco’s favorite type of music? Orange Rock!
• What did the Bronco say to the field goal post? “I’m rooting for you!”
• Why did the Bronco cross the road? To get to the other sideline!
• Did you hear about the Bronco who became a baker? He specialized in orange turnovers!
• What’s a Bronco’s favorite holiday? Orange Day…duh!
• I tried to explain the Broncos’ losing streak to my dog. He just wagged his tail. He gets it!
• Why are Broncos fans good at math? They know all about long division (of the field)!

Broncos Puns: A Touchdown of Humor

Get ready for a puntastic journey through the world of Broncos-related puns! We’re tackling wordplay and delivering a hilarious array of jokes that will have you chuckling. These puns are designed to be lighthearted and playful, celebrating the Broncos in a delightfully corny way. Prepare for maximum pun-ishment!

• Let’s Broncosider this: are we winning next season?
• Feeling Broncosy today. Must be game day!
• I’m Broncosessed with getting tickets to the next game.
• Don’t tackle me with your bad Broncos jokes!
• I’m offside with the amount of injuries this season.
• Let’s huddle around the TV and watch the game!
• This season has been a real field goalcoaster.
• I’m running back for more snacks during the game.
• That play was interceptional!
• The Broncos are kicking it old school…or at least trying to.

Classic Denver Broncos Jokes: Timeless Laughter

Some jokes are like fine wine: they get better with age. This section features classic Denver Broncos jokes that have stood the test of time. These jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, whether you’re a die-hard fan or just appreciate some good old-fashioned humor. They’re timeless, just like Elway’s legacy!

• What do you call 40 Broncos fans in a basement? A whine cellar!
• What’s the difference between the Broncos and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
• Why are the Broncos like a mosquito? They’re annoying!
• What’s the best way to teach your dog to play football? Teach him to bark at the Broncos!
• What do the Broncos and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays (sometimes)!
• Why did the Bronco refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to get decked!
• How many Broncos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just fumble around in the dark!
• What do you call a Bronco with no arms and no legs? Grounded!
• What’s the difference between a Bronco and a fish? A fish knows what it’s doing in the water!
• What do you call the Denver Broncos winning the Super Bowl? A miracle! (Still relevant!)

Knock Knock Jokes: Broncos Edition

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Who’s there? Broncos! That’s right, we’re bringing the classic knock-knock joke format to the world of the Denver Broncos. Get ready for some lighthearted and silly humor that will have you and your friends laughing out loud. These jokes are perfect for sharing during game day or any time you need a quick chuckle.

• Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad the Broncos are playing today?
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Peyton. Peyton who? Peyton attention, the Broncos are about to score!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Champ. Champ who? Champ Bailey is a legend!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Mile. Mile who? Mile High Stadium is the best!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Super. Super who? Super Bowl bound…hopefully!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Field. Field who? Field goal is good!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? John. John who? John Elway, need I say more?
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Bronco. Bronco who? Bronco busting through the defense!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? End. End who? End zone celebration time!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Defense. Defense who? Defense wins championships!

One-Liner Broncos Jokes: Quick and Hilarious

In need of a quick laugh? This section is packed with one-liner Denver Broncos jokes that are short, sweet, and to the point. These zingers are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even strangers. Get ready to deliver some hilarious punchlines that will have everyone in stitches. Let the one-liners fly!

• Broncos’ offense: Sometimes they show up, sometimes they don’t.
• I’m not saying the Broncos need a new quarterback, but my grandma could probably throw a better spiral.
• The Broncos’ defense is so good, they could stop a speeding ticket.
• Broncos’ special teams? Special alright…specially bad.
• My therapist says I have a problem with the Broncos…I told him it’s an obsession!
• I told my friend I was going to start a Broncos fan club…he said it already exists.
• I’m convinced the Broncos are powered by Mountain Dew and hope.
• The Broncos are like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get. (Usually disappointment).
• I’m not sure what’s worse, watching the Broncos lose or listening to my neighbor complain about it.
• Broncos: Proof that orange is the new sad.

Denver Broncos Player Jokes: Roasting the Roster (Lightly!)

This section is all about poking fun at the Denver Broncos roster. We’re not here to be mean-spirited, but rather to highlight some funny quirks and observations about the players. Remember, it’s all in good fun! Get ready to laugh at some lighthearted jabs at the orange and blue.

• Why did the Broncos player bring a ladder to practice? He heard the coach wanted them to reach for the sky!
• What’s a Bronco’s player favorite type of bread? A roll!
• Which Broncos player is the best dancer? The one who can do the end-zone jig!
• You know a Broncos player is having a bad day when he trips over the 50-yard line.
• What do you call a Broncos player who’s always late? Penalized!
• Why did the Broncos player get a ticket? He was speeding on the sideline!
• What did the coach say to the struggling player? “You’ve got potential…potentially on the bench!”
• A Broncos player walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• What’s a Broncos player’s favorite social media platform? Instaham!
• Two Broncos players are walking down the street. One says, “I’m hungry.” The other says, “Hi Hungry, I’m [insert player name here]!”

Broncos vs. Raiders Jokes: The Rivalry’s Funny Side

Ah, the Broncos vs. Raiders rivalry: a tale as old as time, or at least as old as the NFL. This section celebrates the humorous side of this legendary feud. Expect some playful jabs and witty observations about both teams. May the best jokes (and team) win!

• What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring? A thief!
• Why do Raiders fans bring ladders to games? They heard their team was climbing the standings…eventually.
• What’s the difference between a Raider fan and a parking cone? A parking cone doesn’t move when you run it over.
• How many Raiders fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just steal one.
• What do you call a smart Raider fan? A myth!
• Why did the Bronco cross the field during the Raiders game? To prove he could do it faster than the Raiders players.
• I saw a Raider fan wearing a helmet to the grocery store. Just being cautious.
• What’s the Raiders’ favorite song? “Highway to Cellblock.”
• If the Broncos and Raiders were competing in a spelling bee, the Raiders would probably spell “cat” with a “K.”
• Why are Raider fans so bad at hide-and-seek? Because no one wants to find them.

Clean Denver Broncos Jokes: Family-Friendly Fun

Looking for some Broncos humor that’s safe for all ages? Look no further! This section is dedicated to clean, family-friendly jokes that everyone can enjoy. These jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face without any inappropriate content. Share the laughter with your kids, parents, and grandparents alike!

• Why did the football player bring string to the game? In case he needed to tie the score!
• What kind of tea do football players drink? Penal-tea!
• Why did the referee get fired from the restaurant? He kept giving everyone yellow cards!
• Where do football players dance? At a foot-ball!
• What do you call a group of singing football players? A gridiron choir!
• What’s a football player’s favorite subject in school? History – because of all the great runs!
• What do you give a football player who has everything? A football!
• What did the football say to the foot? “I get a kick out of you!”
• Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
• Why did the scarecrow win the football game? Because he was outstanding in his field!