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Hop Into Laughter: Egg-cellent Easter Jokes & Puns!

Crack up this Easter with our collection of hilarious jokes and puns! Guaranteed to bring smiles to your holiday.

Looking for a basketful of laughs this Easter? You’ve come to the right place! Get ready to crack up with our collection of the best Easter jokes and puns. From egg-cellent one-liners to bunny-approved zingers, we’ve got everything you need to add some hoppy humor to your holiday celebration.

Whether you’re sharing them with family, friends, or even hiding them in Easter eggs, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and make this Easter the most egg-straordinary one yet!

Hop Into Laughter: Egg-cellent Easter Jokes & Puns!


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  • Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  • I tried to explain Easter to my toddler. He said, “So, a bunny hides candy and a guy gets nailed to a tree? Sounds complicated.”
  • What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
  • What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
  • My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So, this Easter, I’m going to embrace all the chocolate.
  • I told my wife I was going to hide all the Easter eggs in alphabetical order. She said, “That’s egg-zactly what I expected you to do.”
  • Heard about the egg who went to university? He majored in egg-onomics.
  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Easter bunny is related!)
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-xercise!
  • Two Easter eggs are walking down the street. One egg says to the other, “Look out for that car!” SPLAT! The other egg says, “Oh, he’s cracked up!”
  • Easter Egg: I’m feeling so egg-cellent today!
  • Me: But what about tomorrow?
  • Easter Egg: I’ll probably be scrambled.
  • The Easter Bunny’s resume listed his skills as “egg-cellent at hiding things, delivering joy, and multiplying rapidly.” HR was impressed, but a little concerned.

Easter Jokes: Egg-cellent One-Liners


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Easter is a time for joy, family, and of course, terrible puns! One-liner Easter jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to everyone’s face. These quick and witty quips are easy to remember and share, making them ideal for spreading Easter cheer. Prepare for some egg-ceptional humor!

Easter Jokes: Egg-cellent One-Liners

  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  • What do you call a rabbit with a bad hair day? A hare-raising experience!
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-ercise!
  • Why was the Easter egg so bad at golf? He kept cracking under pressure!
  • What do you call an Easter Bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
  • What’s the best way to make an Easter egg roll? Push it!
  • Why did the jelly bean go to school? He wanted to become a smartie!
  • What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
  • What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you!”

Bunny Jokes: Hopping with Humor

No Easter celebration is complete without the iconic bunny! These jokes focus solely on our fluffy-tailed friend, exploring the humorous side of rabbit life. Get ready for a dose of bunny-related humor, perfect for sharing with kids and adults alike. These jokes will have you hopping with laughter!

Bunny Jokes: Hopping with Humor

  • Why did the bunny cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  • What’s a bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
  • How do you make a rabbit float? Root beer and one rabbit!
  • What do you call a bunny detective? Inspector Carrot!
  • What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!
  • Why did the bunny get a ticket? He was hare-speeding!
  • What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
  • What do you call a bunny with no body? Nobody knows!
  • What kind of books do rabbits like? Ones with hoppy endings!
  • Why are rabbits always lucky? They have four feet!

Easter Puns: Cracking Up the Fun

Puns are the cornerstone of holiday humor, and Easter is no exception. Get ready for a barrage of wordplay that will have you groaning and giggling in equal measure. These Easter puns are guaranteed to “crack” you up and make your celebrations even more memorable. Brace yourselves for pun-tastic fun!

Easter Puns: Cracking Up the Fun

  • Have an egg-cellent Easter!
  • Hoppy Easter to all!
  • I’m egg-static for Easter!
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy!
  • Feeling egg-stra special today.
  • This Easter is egg-squisite.
  • I’m having an egg-stravagant Easter!
  • Let’s celebrate Easter with a basketful of happiness.
  • Keep calm and carrot on!
  • I’m all about that Easter bass-ket.

Easter Egg Jokes: Shell-arious Laughs


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Easter eggs are the stars of the show! These jokes revolve around the colorful, decorated delights that we all love. From hiding them to hunting them, Easter eggs offer endless opportunities for humor. Prepare for some “shell-arious” laughs and get ready to crack up with these egg-cellent jokes.

Easter Egg Jokes: Shell-arious Laughs

  • Why did the Easter egg get sent to his room? He was being a rotten egg!
  • What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
  • What’s an Easter egg’s favorite game? Hide-and-seek!
  • Why did the Easter egg refuse to go to the party? He was shell-shocked!
  • How do you make gold Easter eggs? By using 24 carrot gold!
  • Why are Easter eggs so quiet? They’re always cracked up.
  • What do you call an Easter egg on a trampoline? Egg-static.
  • What’s the difference between a bad egg and a good egg? You can whip a bad egg.
  • What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!
  • Why do eggs make terrible comedians? Because they always crack each other up!

Religious Easter Jokes: Keeping it Holy and Humorous

While Easter is a joyous celebration, it’s also a deeply religious holiday. These jokes delicately blend humor with the reverence of the occasion. They’re designed to be lighthearted and respectful, acknowledging the spiritual significance of Easter while still bringing a smile to your face. Approach with a sense of fun and reverence!

Religious Easter Jokes: Keeping it Holy and Humorous

  • Why did the disciples go fishing after the resurrection? They were waiting to be re-baited!
  • What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Chrysler!
  • What’s Jesus’ favorite board game? Life!
  • Why did Jesus calm the storm? He wanted to “reign” it in!
  • Did you hear about the restaurant on Easter? It had a good “following”!
  • What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  • How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
  • What is the first thing Eve said to Adam? “Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing will get!”
  • Why was Noah bad at fishing? He only had two worms!
  • Who was the best doctor in the Bible? Dr. Acula!

Easter Bunny Jokes: All About That Rabbit

Let’s hop back to the Easter Bunny! These jokes focus on his adventures and quirky habits. From delivering eggs to hiding them in unexpected places, the Easter Bunny is a figure ripe for humorous exploration. Get ready for some rabbit-related laughter that will make you appreciate this Easter icon even more.

Easter Bunny Jokes: All About That Rabbit

  • Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an egg-cellent hen!
  • What does the Easter Bunny order at a restaurant? Eggs-tra carrots!
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
  • What do you call the Easter Bunny when he loses his temper? Unstable!
  • Why is the Easter Bunny so good at painting eggs? He has a lot of color experience!
  • What do you call the Easter Bunny when he’s sad? A gloomy bunny!
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Bunny-hop!
  • Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder? To get to the top of the egg tree!
  • What does the Easter Bunny say to himself before he leaves? Hare we go!

Kids’ Easter Jokes: Family-Friendly Fun

Easter is a holiday for the whole family, and these jokes are specifically designed for kids! They’re clean, silly, and guaranteed to bring a smile to the little ones’ faces. These family-friendly Easter jokes are perfect for sharing around the dinner table or during an Easter egg hunt.

Kids' Easter Jokes: Family-Friendly Fun

  • What do you call a very old bunny? A dust bunny!
  • What do you get from rabbits? Easter eggs!
  • Why did the chick cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
  • What do you call a bunny that can play the trumpet? A tooter!
  • What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
  • What do you call a happy egg? Egg-static!
  • What did the little bunny say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken!
  • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-xercise!

Easter Food Jokes: Sweet Treats and Funny Feats

Easter is synonymous with delicious treats, from chocolate bunnies to jelly beans. These jokes highlight the humorous side of Easter food, poking fun at our love for sweets and the culinary traditions associated with the holiday. Get ready for a sugar rush of laughter with these food-focused jokes.

Easter Food Jokes: Sweet Treats and Funny Feats

  • Why did the chocolate bunny go to the doctor? Because he felt a little hollow!
  • What do you call a sad chocolate bunny? A chocolate sobby!
  • What’s a chick’s favorite dessert? Chocolate chirp!
  • What do you call a jelly bean with an attitude? A sour puss!
  • Why did the marshmallow cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  • What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
  • What do you call an egg that’s a secret agent? A spy egg!
  • Why did the candy bar go to school? He wanted to become a Smartie!
  • What do you call a bunny with muscles? An egg-cellent bodybuilder!
  • Why was the Easter dinner so short? Everyone gobbled it up!
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