He or She? Knee-Slapping Gender Reveal Jokes & Puns!

So, you’re throwing a gender reveal party? Congratulations! Get ready for an explosion of pink or blue, and of course, plenty of excitement. But what’s a party without a little laughter? Beyond the cake and decorations, inject some humor into your celebration with some clever gender reveal party jokes and puns.

Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood, decorate your party space, or even write on a cake, we’ve got you covered. Prepare to shower your guests (and yourselves!) with hilarious baby-related humor.

From dad jokes to puns about pregnancy cravings, get ready to celebrate your little one’s impending arrival with a healthy dose of laughter. Get ready to reveal not just the gender, but also your comedic genius!

He or She? Knee-Slapping Gender Reveal Jokes & Puns!

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• Why did the parents hire a gender reveal skywriter? They wanted to avoid any…blue smoke!
• Heard about the couple who had a gender reveal with a herd of sheep? It was ewe-nique!
• What did the dad say when he found out it was a girl? “Pink or blue, I knew I’d be out of the loo!”
• I’m throwing a gender reveal party! Come join us to find out if we’re having a Prince or a Princess… or maybe it’s just indigestion. My wife’s been craving some weird stuff.
• Image Meme: (Image of a very confused dog surrounded by pink confetti) Caption: “My reaction to every gender reveal party.”
• I told my wife I was going to plan the gender reveal. She asked what my plan was. I said, “We open a fortune cookie…and I read the fortune!”
• Image Meme: (Image of a deflated balloon with blue ribbon) Caption: “When the gender reveal doesn’t go as planned.”
• What’s a pirate’s favorite gender reveal game? Treasure Hunt for the gender! “X” marks the spot… for pink or blue!
• Why did the couple choose a piñata for their gender reveal? They wanted to crack under the pressure and find out!
• Long Joke: My friend was telling me about his elaborate gender reveal party. He had a professional baker make a cake, a drone to release the confetti, and even hired a mime to act out baby-related scenarios. I asked him, “Was it a boy or a girl?” He shrugged and said, “The mime refused to break character.”
• Image Meme: (Image of someone looking stressed while holding a lighter near a box labeled “Gender Reveal”) Caption: “Me trying to figure out how to not accidentally start a wildfire at the gender reveal.”
• I’m not saying our gender reveal was low-budget, but the “reveal” involved me just yelling, “It’s a… surprise!”
• Pun: Ready or not, here gender come!
• Image Meme: (Image of someone wearing full protective gear and a hazmat suit) Caption: “Me attending another gender reveal party after seeing all the news reports of things going wrong.”
• My wife wanted a simple gender reveal. I said, “Okay, I’ll just tell everyone.” She said, “NO!” Apparently, that wasn’t the right kind of simple.

Gender Reveal Party Jokes About Pregnancy Cravings

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Pregnancy cravings are a rollercoaster of unexpected desires! Incorporating them into your gender reveal party jokes adds a relatable and hilarious touch. After all, what’s funnier than a pregnant woman’s sudden need for pickles and ice cream? These jokes can lighten the mood and get everyone laughing about the wild ride of pregnancy.

• My wife’s craving dirt… I’m thinking we’re having a mud pie! (It’s a girl?!)
• She’s craving pickles and ice cream… I’m craving a nap.
• I asked her what she wanted, she said “everything”… Guess we’re having twins?
• She wanted peanut butter on pizza… I think the baby’s already a rebel.
• Cravings: Proof that babies are tiny dictators ruling from the inside.
• She’s been craving steak for weeks. I think we’re having a little carnivore!
• All I wanted was a salad. This baby clearly has other plans (ice cream it is!)
• She wanted a whole jar of olives… I’m slightly concerned.
• My wife’s craving spicy food. Prepare for a firecracker personality!
• Her only craving is sleep. I can relate.

Hilarious Dad Jokes for Your Gender Reveal Party

Dads and dad jokes go hand-in-hand, making them a perfect addition to your gender reveal party. These corny, pun-filled jokes are guaranteed to elicit groans and laughter in equal measure. They’re a lighthearted way to celebrate the upcoming arrival and showcase the dad-to-be’s unique sense of humor.

• Why did the pregnant woman cross the road? Because I told her to! (Dad joke inception)
• What do you call a pregnant woman who loves to garden? A blooming idiot!
• I’m reading a book on parenthood. I’m only on chapter one, but so far, so good.
• I told my wife I was great at naming babies. She didn’t believe me. I had to name two of them.
• What’s a baby’s favorite type of math? Algebra! (They’re always solving for x.)
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… especially baby names!
• Being a dad is like being a toddler. You never know what’s going to come out of your mouth.
• I thought I was indecisive before… now I have to pick a baby name!
• What did the baby say to the diaper? “You cover my butt!”
• I’m going to be a dad! I’ve got this. (Narrator: He did not have this.)

Punny Gender Reveal Party Decoration Ideas

Decorations set the stage for your gender reveal party! Using puns in your decorations adds a playful and memorable touch. From banners to balloons, clever wordplay related to “he” or “she” and the anticipation of the reveal can create a fun and engaging atmosphere for your guests.

• Banner: “He or She? What Will Baby Bee?” (with bee decorations)
• Balloon Arch: “Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy… We’re So Ready To Deploy!”
• Photo Booth: “Ready to Pop!” (with popcorn and bubble wrap props)
• Tablecloth: “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How We Wonder What You Are!”
• Drink Station: “Sip Sip Hooray! What Will Baby Say?”
• Dessert Table: “Sweet Little Secret Baking!”
• Centerpiece: “He or She? Open to See!” (with a decorative box)
• Wall Decor: “Boots or Bows? Nobody Knows!”
• Welcome Sign: “Pretty in Pink or Cool in Blue? We Can’t Wait to Reveal to You!”
• Cake Table: “A Slice of Surprise!”

Gender Reveal Party Jokes About Names

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Choosing a baby name is a big decision! Jokes about struggling with names can be a hilarious addition to your gender reveal party. From funny suggestions to the difficulty of agreeing, these jokes highlight the universal experience of name brainstorming and the sometimes-absurd process parents go through.

• We’re thinking of naming him “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” because that’s what he’ll be doing to our sleep schedule.
• We have two names picked out: One we love, and one we can agree on.
• Considering naming her Alexa, so I always have someone to blame.
• Our top boy names are “Harry” and “Potter.” Just kidding… mostly.
• Brainstorming baby names is harder than finals week in college.
• We’re going with “UnicornSparkleRainbow” if it’s a girl. (Husband is vetoing it, sadly).
• Naming a baby is like naming a pet, but with way more pressure.
• We’re thinking of naming him after a month… January, February… Divorce-uary?
• The struggle is real: finding a name that’s not already taken by a dog.
• “What should we name the baby?” “How about ‘Not Sure Yet’?”

Blue or Pink? Gender Reveal Party Puns for Cake Toppers

The cake is often the centerpiece of a gender reveal party, and the cake topper is the perfect opportunity for a clever pun. These puns, focused on the colors blue and pink and the excitement of the reveal, add a sweet and playful touch to your dessert and create a memorable moment for everyone.

• “Pink or Blue, We’re Overdue!”
• “Oh Boy, It’s a Toy! / Oh Girl, It’s a Pearl!”
• “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How We Wonder What You Are… Coming Soon!”
• “He or She? What Will It Bee?”
• “Little Man or Little Miss? Time to Get This Reveal Kiss!”
• “Pink or Blue, We Love You!”
• “It’s a… [insert cake flavor]!” (Subvert expectations)
• “Ready to Pop!”
• “Blue Skies or Rosy Cheeks?”
• “Our Greatest Adventure… Begins Now!”

Gender Reveal Party Jokes About Labor and Delivery

Labor and delivery can be a daunting topic, but injecting humor can ease the tension. These jokes acknowledge the anxieties and uncertainties surrounding childbirth in a lighthearted way. They provide a relatable perspective and a good laugh for expectant parents and their guests who have been there, done that.

• I’m not sure what’s more terrifying: labor, or the hospital bill.
• I’m in labor! Just kidding, it’s just indigestion. Pregnancy is a cruel mistress.
• Labor is like running a marathon… except you get a prize at the end that cries and needs constant attention.
• My birth plan is simple: epidural.
• “Contraction? I thought I was just really hungry.”
• I’m packing my hospital bag with snacks… for me.
• My doctor said I need to push… right after I find the strength to stand.
• Can someone please explain to me why they call it “labor”? Because it feels like anything BUT labor.
• I’m not afraid of labor… I’m afraid of what I might say during labor.
• Officially accepting applications for a labor and delivery cheerleader.

Boy or Girl? Funny Gender Reveal Party Game Puns

Games are a great way to involve guests in the gender reveal excitement. By incorporating puns into your game names or instructions, you can add an extra layer of amusement. These puns will keep your guests entertained and laughing as they participate in the festivities and guess the baby’s gender.

• Game: “Guess the Gender, Get a Gender Bender!” (Candy prize)
• Game: “He or She? Fill the Onesie!” (Decorate onesies)
• Game: “Diaper Derby - Change ‘Em If You Can!” (Fastest diaper changer wins)
• Game: “Blue or Pink? Take a Swig!” (Blind taste test of blue/pink drinks)
• Game: “Old Wives’ Tales or Truth? What’s the Proof?” (Guess gender based on old wives’ tales)
• Game: “Pin the Bow on the Bump” (Like pin the tail on the donkey)
• Game: “Baby Bingo - Guess the Bingo!”
• Game: “He Said She Said – Who knows Mom & Dad best?”
• Game: “Don’t Say Baby! – Or you’re out, Baby!”
• Game: “Guess The Baby Food – Yummy!”

Gender Reveal Party Jokes About Sleep Deprivation

Sleep deprivation is a looming reality for new parents. Incorporating jokes about the upcoming lack of sleep into your gender reveal party adds a touch of dark humor and shared anticipation. These jokes acknowledge the challenges ahead while providing a comedic outlet for expectant parents and seasoned veterans alike.

• I’m preparing for sleep deprivation by practicing staying up all night watching Netflix.
• Sleep? What’s sleep? Is that a new app I should download?
• My brain is already functioning on zero sleep. Bring on the baby!
• I’m trading in my social life for sleepless nights.
• I’m not sure which is scarier: labor, or the thought of never sleeping again.
• Investing in coffee futures.
• My favorite hobby is sleeping. I’m about to lose it.
• I’ve heard sleep is overrated. Famous last words.
• I’m going to miss sleep like I miss my pre-pregnancy pants.
• I’m already talking to myself… I’m ready for parenthood!