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Get Your Gourd On! 101 Hilarious Harvest Festival Jokes & Puns
Celebrate autumn with a cornucopia of laughs! Our harvest jokes & puns are the pick of the patch. Read now for a bushel of fun!
Autumn is here, and with it comes the joy of the harvest! Fields have been reaped, pumpkins are plump, and it’s time to celebrate the bounty of the season. What better way to embrace the festive spirit than with a hearty dose of laughter?
Get ready to share some smiles at your next harvest gathering! From corny jokes to pun-tastic one-liners, we’ve gathered a collection of harvest festival jokes and puns that are sure to be a-maize-ing.
So, loosen your belt (for all that harvest feast!), and prepare for a bushel of giggles. Let’s dive into some harvest humor!
Get Your Gourd On! 101 Hilarious Harvest Festival Jokes & Puns
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- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- I tried to make a scarecrow for my garden, but all I could come up with was hayfever.
- Why did the sweet potato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. (Perfect for a surprised scarecrow meme)
- My grandpa started planting corn because he thought he could make a lot of money. Turns out, he just ended up with a-maize-ing debt.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down! (Image: Pumpkin floating)
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- This harvest festival is absolutely gourd-geous! (Image: Pretty decorated pumpkin)
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. (Image: Corn stalks in parallel rows)
- I’m so good at hide and seek, even the harvest can’t find me! (Image: Person hiding behind a giant pumpkin)
- What kind of car does a farmer drive? An auto-mobile!
- “Orange” you glad it’s harvest season? (Image: Happy orange pumpkin)
Harvest Festival Jokes: The Classic Corn Jokes
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Corn, the king of the harvest, lends itself perfectly to puns! Harvest festivals wouldn’t be complete without a few corny jokes. Get ready to laugh until you’re feeling a-maize-ingly good! These jokes are guaranteed to shuck the humor right out of you, and leave you wanting more kernel-icious comedy.
- Why did the corn win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- What did the baby corn say to its mom? “Where’s my pop?”
- I tried to make a cornbread joke, but it was too cheesy.
- What do you call a corn thief? A stalker!
- What’s corn’s favorite sport? Cob-ball!
- Why did the corn start a band? Because it had the ears for it!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Corny. Corny who? Corny as I wanna be!
- Two ears of corn walked into a bar… The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
- I’m not saying I’m addicted to corn, but I’m always looking for a kernel of truth.
- What do you call a corn with an attitude? Sassyfras!
Pumpkin Puns: Gourd-geous Giggles for Everyone
Pumpkins are synonymous with harvest time, and their unique shape and vibrant color make them ripe for pun-making! Get ready to have a gourd time with these pumpkin puns. They’re perfect for sharing at pumpkin patches, carving parties, or just to add some seasonal cheer to your day.
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!
- I’m feeling gourd-geous today!
- Life is gourd!
- Have a gourd time!
- Carving pumpkins is my passion. I’m really in the spirit!
- What do you call a pumpkin that works at a gym? A pumped-kin!
- What did the pumpkin say to the ghost? “Boo!”
- I’m so excited for Halloween, I’m all jacked up!
- Orange you glad it’s harvest season?
- Keep calm and pumpkin on!
Apple Jokes and Puns: A-peel-ing to Every Sense of Humor
Crisp, juicy apples are a harvest staple. From apple pie to apple cider, this fruit offers endless pun possibilities. These apple jokes and puns are a-peel-ing to all ages and guaranteed to get a laugh! They’re the perfect way to celebrate the apple harvest with a side of humor.
- An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
- I found an apple that was rotting. It was a real core-ruptor.
- What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A musical fruit!
- Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling very peachy!
- Don’t worry, be apple!
- I’ve got so many apple puns… I could write a whole orchard of them!
- What did the worm say to the apple? “You’re the core of my existence.”
- What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? App-lication!
- Why did the student bring apples to the teacher? To get apple-ause!
- What do you call a pile of apples? A fruit-full harvest!
Thanksgiving Harvest Festival Jokes: Gratitude and Guffaws
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Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family, and…turkey jokes! But let’s not forget the harvest connection! These Thanksgiving-themed harvest jokes combine the spirit of thankfulness with plenty of laughs. Share them around the dinner table for a truly memorable holiday.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Thanksgiving edition)
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
- What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.
- May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes be creamy and may your family never quarrel!
- What’s the best way to get a turkey in condition for Thanksgiving? Give it plenty of fowl play!
- I’m not drooling, you are! (Looking at the Thanksgiving spread)
- What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Autumn-Themed Puns: Falling for Funny
The changing leaves, the crisp air, and the cozy sweaters – autumn is full of inspiration for humor. These autumn-themed puns capture the beauty and charm of the season while delivering some serious laughs. Prepare to fall head over heels for these pun-tastic one-liners!
- I’m falling for you! (said to a pile of leaves)
- Orange you glad it’s autumn?
- Don’t leaf me hanging!
- I love autumn a latte!
- Let’s spice things up! (About pumpkin spice lattes)
- What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
- I’m acorn-y person.
- I’m absolutely raking in the compliments!
- This weather is unbe-leaf-able!
- Have an a-maize-ing autumn!
Harvest Festival Food Puns: Deliciously Delightful
From savory stews to sweet pies, the harvest season is a feast for the senses and a goldmine for food puns! These deliciously delightful jokes will have you craving all your favorite harvest treats while simultaneously tickling your funny bone. Get ready for a plateful of laughter!
- I love food puns. They’re my bread and butter.
- Peas be with you!
- Donut kill my vibe.
- I yam what I yam.
- Don’t go bacon my heart!
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- Let’s taco ‘bout it.
- I only have pies for you.
- Olive you so much!
- Feeling grape-ful for this harvest!
Harvest Festival Animal Jokes: From Farm to Funny
From the farm animals that help bring in the harvest to the woodland creatures preparing for winter, animals are an integral part of the season. These farm-to-funny animal jokes celebrate the critters of the harvest with a healthy dose of humor. Get ready for some animal-tastic laughs!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the cow cross the playground? To get to the udder slide!
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
- What do you call a dog that loves to paint? A bark-asso!
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Harvest Festival Jokes for Kids: Family-Friendly Fun
Harvest festivals are a perfect time for family fun, and that includes sharing some kid-friendly jokes! These clean, silly, and age-appropriate jokes are sure to bring smiles to everyone’s faces. Get ready for some harvest-themed humor that the whole family can enjoy together!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green!
- What is a scarecrow’s favorite drink? Iced tea!
- What kind of vegetable is always invited to parties? A fun-guy!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- What do you call a fast pumpkin? A flash-light!
- What do you wear to keep warm at harvest time? A coat of paint!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
- What do you call a small mother? A minimum!
