Pelicans Puns & Jokes: NOLA Laughs for Basketball Fans!

Looking for a way to spice up your next Pelicans watch party? Or maybe you just want to share a laugh with a fellow fan? You’ve come to the right place! Get ready to dive into a hilarious collection of New Orleans Pelicans jokes and puns that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, even after a tough loss.

From Zion Williamson zingers to puns that are as smooth as a Jrue Holiday crossover, we’ve got something for every Pelicans aficionado. Prepare for some seriously silly basketball humor!

So, lace up your laughing shoes and get ready to dribble through these jokes. Let the puns begin!

Pelicans Puns & Jokes: NOLA Laughs for Basketball Fans!

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• Why did the Pelicans get a parking ticket? They left their car in the Zion!
• What do you call a psychic bird from New Orleans? A Pelican Predictor!
• I tried to explain basketball to my pelican. He just kept saying, “Kaw! Kaw! Kaw!” I think he only knows how to fowl.
• Why did the Pelican bring a ladder to the game? He heard they were going to have a high-flying offense!
• Heard the Pelicans hired a chef. Apparently, he’s great at making jambalaya-ups.
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite type of music? Beak-hop!
• Two Pelicans are sitting on a perch. One says, “Kaw!” The other says, “I was just thinking that!”
• Why did the Pelican cross the road? To get to the fowl line!
• A Pelican walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve birds here.” The Pelican replies, “Well, you’re not serving much talent on the court either!”
• What do you call a Pelican who’s a great dancer? A Rhythm & Beaks star!
• My friend told me the Pelicans were going to win the championship. I told him he was Zion delusional.
• Why was the Pelican so good at math? He was great at wing-ing it!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite type of joke? One with a good punchline! (Emphasis on the “punch”!)
• I asked a Pelican for his autograph. He just gave me a wing-print.
• What did the coach say to the Pelican who kept missing shots? “Stop beak-ing under pressure and just score!”

New Orleans Pelicans Jokes: General Silliness

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Looking for some lighthearted Pelicans fun? This section is dedicated to general silliness and absurd humor related to the New Orleans Pelicans. Expect jokes that are goofy, a little random, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, even if the Pelicans are having a rough night. Get ready for some pure, unadulterated Pelicans-themed silliness!

• Why did the Pelican cross the road? To get to the free throw line… but probably brick it anyway!
• What do you call a Pelican that can fly really fast? A pelican jet!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite type of music? R&B (Really Big Bird)!
• How do you stop a Pelican from squawking? Give him some beignet!
• I tried to explain the Pelicans’ playoff chances to my friend. It was a Pelican’t be done situation.
• Why are Pelicans such bad dancers? Because they have two left wings!
• What do you call a fake noodle in New Orleans? An impasta Pelican!
• Did you hear about the Pelican who became a comedian? His jokes were fowl!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite board game? Clue… because they’re always trying to figure out the opposing team’s strategy!
• What did the Pelican say to the basketball? “I’m gonna dunk you, you little rascal!”

Zion Williamson Jokes: Big Laughs for a Big Man

Zion Williamson is a force of nature, and naturally, he inspires a lot of jokes. This section focuses on the humor surrounding Zion’s incredible athleticism, occasional injuries, and overall larger-than-life presence. Get ready for jokes that celebrate (and sometimes poke fun at) the Pelicans’ superstar.

• Why did Zion bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to get to the top of the rim easier!
• What’s Zion’s favorite food? Everything.
• What do you call Zion in space? A planet!
• I saw Zion at the bakery. He asked for a dozen beignets… for breakfast.
• Zion’s so strong, he can dribble the ball with his mind.
• What did Zion say to the rim after dunking? “You just got Zioned!”
• How does Zion stay in shape? He lifts weights… and entire cars!
• What’s Zion’s favorite type of movie? Blockbusters!
• What do you call Zion after a bad game? Still Zion!
• Why was Zion sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone…and then ate it anyway.

New Orleans Pelicans Puns: NOLA-rious Wordplay

This section is all about puns that incorporate the New Orleans Pelicans and the city itself. Expect clever wordplay that blends basketball terminology with NOLA culture, creating a unique and hilarious mix. Get ready to laugh out loud at these pun-tastic jokes.

• The Pelicans’ defense is beignet-ting to be better.
• Let’s jazz up the Pelicans’ offense!
• I’m Bourbon to be a Pelicans fan for life!
• The Pelicans are gumbo-ing for the championship!
• I’m feeling crescent about the Pelicans’ chances this season.
• Don’t krewe-l be mad if the Pelicans lose.
• The Pelicans need to mardigras-p the opportunity.
• Let’s lagniappe some points on the scoreboard!
• I’m bayound excited for the Pelicans game!
• The Pelicans are crawfish-ing their way to the top!

Pelicans Basketball Jokes: Court-Side Comedy

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Get ready for some court-side comedy! This section is filled with jokes specifically about the game of basketball, but with a Pelicans twist. Expect jokes about plays, strategies, and everything that happens on the court, all through the lens of the New Orleans Pelicans. Let the games begin… with laughter!

• What’s a Pelican’s favorite basketball move? The alley-oop!
• Why did the Pelican get a technical foul? For fowl language!
• What do you call a Pelican who’s a great shooter? A three-point threat!
• Why did the Pelican start a band? Because he heard the team needed a better offense!
• What position does a Pelican play best? Wing!
• How do Pelicans improve their dribbling? They practice with beignets (it’s messy)!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite drill? The free-throw line… where they hope to score.
• Why did the Pelican coach bring a ladder to practice? To help the players reach their potential!
• What do you call a Pelican who always misses shots? A “brick” layer!
• What’s the Pelican’s favorite part of the game? The squawk clock!

New Orleans Pelicans Jokes: Rival Team Roasts

Time to stir up some rivalry! This section is dedicated to playfully roasting the Pelicans’ rival teams with some good-natured humor. Expect jokes that poke fun at the competition while still keeping it light and respectful. Let the rivalry banter commence!

• What do you call a Lakers fan who’s always complaining? A LeCrybaby!
• Why did the Rockets get a flat tire? Because they ran over the Pelicans!
• What do you call a Spurs fan with no basketball knowledge? Average.
• How do you make a Memphis Grizzlies fan cry? Tell them Ja Morant is injured… again.
• Why don’t the Dallas Mavericks ever win a championship? Because Luka can’t do it all!
• What’s the difference between the Golden State Warriors and a dollar? You can still get something for a dollar.
• What do you call a Phoenix Suns fan who’s always optimistic? Delusional.
• Why did the Clippers get a parking ticket? Because they were parked in the championship spot… illegally.
• How many Kings does it take to win a playoff series? Nobody knows, they’ve never done it.
• What do you call a San Antonio Spurs fan with a winning record? A liar.

Pelicans Puns: Player-Specific Humor

This section dives into the player roster to bring out player-specific jokes and puns. It highlights the unique qualities and quirks of each individual player on the Pelicans team, transforming them into comedic gold. This is where player-centric jokes are born!

• I’m Herb Jones-ing for the Pelicans to win!
• CJ McCollum’s shots are always money- McCollum!
• Jonas Valanciunas is the anchor of the team.
• Trey Murphy III is a three-mendous player!
• Naji Marshall is marshaling the team to victory.
• Dyson Daniels’ defense is air-tight.
• Jose Alvarado always brings the grand theft play!
• Larry Nance Jr. is a lance-lot for the Pelicans
• Kira Lewis Jr. is a kiramatic scorer!
• Dereon Seabron is always seabron-zing through the defenders!

Funny Pelicans Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Squawk

Looking for jokes that are guaranteed to make you squawk with laughter? This section is packed with jokes about the New Orleans Pelicans that are so funny, they’re almost illegal. These are the jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might actually sound like a Pelican!

• Why do Pelicans always win arguments? Because they have a strong beak!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite type of car? A sports beak!
• What do you call a Pelican detective? A beak-a-boo!
• Why did the Pelican get detention? For squawking out of turn!
• How do you catch a Pelican? With a lot of beignets!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite holiday? Thanks-squawking!
• What do you call a Pelican with a cold? A hanky bird!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite game to play at a party? Squawk-er!
• What do you call a lazy Pelican? A slouching bird!
• What’s a Pelican’s favorite type of shoe? Sneakers!

New Orleans Pelicans Jokes: Perfect for Game Day

Game day is here, and you need some jokes to share with your fellow Pelicans fans! This section is dedicated to jokes perfect for pre-game tailgates, in-game banter, and post-game celebrations (or commiserations). Get ready to spread some Pelicans cheer (or laughter through the tears).

• Why did the Pelican bring a map to the game? He wanted to find the way to victory!
• What do you say to a Pelicans fan on game day? “Geaux Pels!”
• What’s a Pelicans fan’s favorite cheer? “Let’s go Pelicans, let’s go!”
• How do Pelicans fans prepare for a game? They stock up on beignets and beer!
• What’s a Pelicans fan’s favorite accessory? A Pelicans jersey!
• What do you call a Pelicans fan who’s always optimistic? A true believer!
• Why are Pelicans fans so loud? Because they’re passionate about their team!
• What’s a Pelicans fan’s favorite post-game activity? Celebrating a win (or complaining about a loss)!
• How do you spot a Pelicans fan in a crowd? They’re wearing purple, green, and gold!
• What’s a Pelicans fan’s favorite way to watch the game? With friends, family, and plenty of snacks!