Giant Laughs: The Best New York Giants Jokes and Puns!

Ready to rumble with laughter? If you’re a New York Giants fan (or just love a good football joke), you’ve come to the right place! We’re diving headfirst into a playbook of hilarious New York Giants jokes and puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face, even if the season isn’t going exactly as planned.

From clever wordplay about legendary players to lighthearted jabs at rivals, we’ve compiled the ultimate collection of Giants-themed humor. Get ready to share these knee-slappers with your fellow fans and maybe even lighten the mood after a tough game. Let the Giants jokes begin!

Giant Laughs: The Best New York Giants Jokes and Puns!

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• Why did the Giant cross the road? To get to the end zone!
• What do you call a Giant with no body? Nobody knows!
• I tried to explain to my friend why the Giants were having a bad season. He just said, “Sounds like you’re in a real… Eli-mination bracket!”
• Why are Giants quarterbacks so good at gardening? Because they know how to spread the field!
• Two Giants fans are walking down the street. One says, “Look, a dollar!” The other replies, “Nah, that’s just a quarter-back.”
• Heard the Giants coach went to the bakery. He asked for a dozen turnovers. The baker said, “Sorry, we’re fresh out. But we have plenty of interceptions!”
• What’s a Giant’s favorite type of music? Blue-s! (Get it? Blue… Giants… okay, I’ll see myself out.)
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner giant. So now I’m just really tall and still sad about the Giants’ last Super Bowl appearance.
• What do you call a Giant who can predict the future? A pro-foot-ball-seer!
• Why did the Giant bring a ladder to the football game? Because he heard the defense was playing high!
• A Giants fan walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!” (Probably Eagles fans.)
• Did you hear about the Giant who opened a bakery? His signature dish was Giant Bread. (…I’ll keep working on it.)
• What do you call a Giant that’s also a magician? A Eli-usionist!
• I told my wife I was going to start a Giants fan club for people with memory loss. She said, “Sounds great! What’s it called again?”
• Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a new element! They’re calling it “Giantium”. It’s incredibly strong, durable, and… mostly sits on the bench.

New York Giants Jokes: A Hilarious Touchdown

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Get ready for a comedic kickoff! This section is all about general New York Giants jokes, touching on the team’s history, performance, and overall culture. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to score a hilarious touchdown. Let’s see if these jokes will make you cheer!

• Why did the Giant cross the road? To get to the end zone!
• What do you call a Giant in the playoffs? A dream come true!
• What’s a Giant’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll! (especially when it involves a big blue rock)
• Why did the Giant bring a ladder to the game? To get to the top of the standings!
• What do you call a Giant who’s always late? Eli-minated from contention!
• A guy walks into a bar and orders a “Giants Special.” The bartender gives him a shot of whiskey and a loss.
• What did the football say to the New York Giant? “Hold on tight, I’m going for a ride!”
• What do you call a nervous Giant? A Quarterback-ing!
• Why are Giants fans so good at math? Because they know how to COUNTDOWN to victory… eventually!
• Heard the Giants hired a new chef. All he makes is turnovers!

Eli Manning Jokes: The Funniest Interceptions

No Giants joke collection is complete without a nod to Eli Manning. Known for his sometimes-erratic but ultimately clutch performances, Eli provides endless fodder for humor. These jokes highlight his unique style, his Super Bowl wins, and, of course, the occasional head-scratching interception. Prepare for some Eli-arious moments!

• Why did Eli bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? He heard the Giants were going for six!
• What’s Eli Manning’s favorite drink? A Hail Mary-tini!
• What do you call an Eli Manning pass that goes backwards? Progress!
• Eli Manning’s resume: Two Super Bowl rings, countless dad jokes.
• I asked Eli for advice on investing. He said, “Just throw it out there and hope someone catches it.”
• What do you call a Giant that throws the ball to the other team? Eli-gible for a penalty!
• Eli Manning’s favorite holiday? Interception Day! (Just kidding… mostly)
• Why did Eli cross the road? He thought he saw Plaxico Burress downfield.
• What’s the difference between Eli Manning and a teabag? Eli doesn’t know when to get out of the pocket!
• Breaking news: Eli Manning spotted trying to return a punt! Sources say he was just trying to hand it off to himself.

New York Giants Puns: A G-Men Wordplay Blitz

Get ready for a blitz of wordplay! This section focuses on puns related to the New York Giants, their players, and football in general. From clever plays on words to witty observations, these puns are designed to deliver a quick laugh and showcase your Giants fandom in a fun and creative way.

• Feeling blue? Cheer up, it’s Giants season!
• Let’s GET GIANTS this victory!
• I’m a HUGE fan of the Giants!
• Don’t be a fumble-wit, support the Giants!
• The Giants are truly a SUPER team!
• I’m having a G-men-tastic time watching the game!
• Hope the Giants can RUSH to victory!
• The Giants are definitely END ZONE-thusiastic!
• The Giants’ defense is really tackling the competition HEAD-ON.
• This Giants team is really FIELD-ing some tough questions, but they’ll pull through!

Saquon Barkley Jokes: Running Wild with Laughter

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Saquon Barkley, with his explosive runs and dynamic plays, is a natural source of humor. This section celebrates his talent with jokes that highlight his speed, strength, and overall impact on the Giants. Prepare for a good laugh as we run wild with some Saquon Barkley-themed humor.

• What’s Saquon Barkley’s favorite type of car? A running back!
• Why did Saquon Barkley go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw defenders!
• Saquon Barkley doesn’t run; he flies with the ball.
• What do you call Saquon Barkley in a library? A read-ing back!
• Saquon Barkley’s a running back, but he’s also got a great sense of humor.
• I tried to outrun Saquon Barkley once. I’m now writing this from the hospital.
• What’s Saquon Barkley’s favorite dance? The Sa-quon-ga!
• What do you call Saquon Barkley’s autograph? A Sa-quon-graph!
• Heard Saquon Barkley is starting a bakery. He’s specializing in turnovers… for the other team!
• Why did Saquon Barkley bring a map to the game? He was looking for the end zone!

New York Giants Jokes About the Cowboys: Rivalry Roasts

No Giants joke collection is complete without some digs at their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys. This section is dedicated to friendly (and not-so-friendly) ribbing, poking fun at the Cowboys’ misfortunes and celebrating the Giants’ victories over them. Get ready for some good old-fashioned rivalry roasts!

• What do you call a Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A thief! (Just kidding… mostly)
• Why are Cowboys fans so bad at baking? They always choke under pressure!
• What’s the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
• I saw a Cowboy holding a ladder. I asked him if he was going to help the Giants get to the Super Bowl.
• Why did the Cowboy cross the road? To get away from the Giants’ defense!
• What do you call a Cowboy who’s lost all his teeth? A Gummy Cowboy.
• What’s the Cowboys’ favorite Christmas carol? Blue Christmas (because they’re always sad about losing to the Giants).
• A Cowboys fan walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• Why did the Cowboy bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw up some excuses.
• Heard the Cowboys are getting a new stadium. It’s designed to hold 80,000 fans and zero playoff wins.

Giants Jokes: The Best One-Liners for True Blue Fans

Short, sweet, and to the point, this section is packed with one-liner jokes perfect for sharing with fellow Giants fans. These jokes are quick, witty, and guaranteed to get a chuckle. Whether you’re tailgating or watching the game at home, these one-liners will keep the laughs coming.

• Giants fans are like diamonds: They’re forever.
• Giants: It’s more than a team, it’s a lifestyle.
• Giants wins are like pizza: Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good.
• I’m not saying the Giants are old, but their mascot is a fossil.
• If the Giants were a spice, they’d be winning.
• The Giants: Where legends are made and dreams come true… sometimes.
• Giants fans don’t age; they just become vintage.
• My blood type is Giants positive.
• The Giants: Proof that miracles can happen… twice (Super Bowl XLII & XLVI!).
• Keep calm and let the Giants win.

New York Giants Jokes: Memorable Moments Turned Funny

The Giants have had their fair share of unforgettable moments, from Super Bowl upsets to miraculous catches. This section takes those iconic moments and puts a comedic spin on them. Relive the glory and laugh along with jokes inspired by the Giants’ most memorable plays and games.

• Plaxico Burress went to jail for shooting himself in the leg. So now he’s a better shooter than Dak Prescott.
• Remember when David Tyree caught the ball with his helmet? Even my grandma can’t believe that happened.
• Eli Manning’s face after the Tyree catch is the true Mona Lisa.
• The Patriots thought they had Super Bowl XLII in the bag. The Giants had other plans… and Eli.
• The Giants winning the Super Bowl is like finding $20 in your old jeans – unexpected but awesome!
• Watching the Giants win the Super Bowl is cheaper than therapy.
• The catch against the Patriots? Still trying to figure out how that happened.
• What’s Tom Brady’s favorite Giants play? David Tyree’s helmet catch. (Because it keeps him up at night).
• The Giants’ Super Bowl wins: Proof that anything is possible, even with Eli throwing the ball.
• That Giants’ game was so intense, even the beer was sweating.

New York Giants Jokes: From the Stands to the Sidelines

From the passionate fans in the stands to the coaches strategizing on the sidelines, the Giants experience is full of characters and moments ripe for humor. This section captures the essence of being a Giants fan, with jokes that relate to the game day experience, the players, the coaches, and the overall atmosphere.

• Giants fans at the tailgate: Pregaming for a pre-game.
• The Giants’ coach is like a GPS: He always knows where to go… unless it’s the end zone.
• What do you call a Giants fan with no money? Broke Blue!
• Heard the Giants’ water boy is getting paid more than some of the quarterbacks.
• Giants fans are the reason the stadium needs extra security.
• The Giants’ cheerleaders are so good, they could distract the other team… if they were winning.
• What’s a Giants fan’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions about next season.
• My therapist told me to be more positive, so now I only root for the Giants.
• The Giants’ strategy: Confuse the other team with unpredictable plays… and the occasional interception.
• A Giants fan’s diet consists of hot dogs, beer, and unwavering hope.