Pumpkin Jokes & Puns: Gourd-geous Laughs for Fall!

Ready to carve out some laughter? Fall is officially here, and that means pumpkin spice everything, cozy sweaters, and of course, pumpkins! But beyond the delicious treats and adorable decorations, pumpkins are also ripe for some hilarious jokes and puns.

Get ready to embrace the season of gourds with a collection of pumpkin jokes and puns that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re looking for a silly joke to share with the kids or a clever pun to impress your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Prepare to be amazed by the sheer pun-tential of these orange delights! Let’s get this gourd show on the road!

Pumpkin Jokes & Puns: Gourd-geous Laughs for Fall!

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Why was the pumpkin so good at basketball? Because it had great gourd-ination!
What do you call a pumpkin that drops its keys? A jack-o-lantern!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Like a jack-o-lantern!
Meme: Image of a pumpkin wearing sunglasses. Caption: “Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice… and a little bit of shade.”
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the other patch!
Meme: Image of a sad pumpkin. Caption: “Feeling gourd-less without Halloween.”
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s a lawyer? A gourdian ad litem!
Long Joke: A pumpkin walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve food here!” The pumpkin replies, “But I’m not food, I’m a vegetable with a complex personality and a deep appreciation for the changing seasons.” The bartender, unimpressed, says, “Still, no food.” The pumpkin sighs, “Fine, I’ll just go carve out a good time somewhere else.”
Meme: Image of a pumpkin holding a tiny weight. Caption: “Getting pumped-kin for Halloween!”
What do you call a really smart pumpkin? A brilliant gourd!
Why are pumpkins bad gamblers? Because they always lose their pulp!
Meme: Image of a pumpkin with a surprised expression. Caption: “When you realize Halloween is only a month away!”
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? “Slice to meet you!”
A pumpkin and a squash are sitting on a porch. The squash says, “Man, I’m feeling really down.” The pumpkin replies, “Well, you should try to squash that feeling!”

Pumpkin Jokes for Kids: Gourd Laughs Guaranteed

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Get ready for some wholesome, family-friendly fun! These pumpkin jokes are perfectly crafted for young audiences. They’re silly, simple, and sure to elicit giggles from your little pumpkins. No scary stuff here, just pure, unadulterated pumpkin-themed joy that everyone can enjoy. Let the gourd times roll!

Pumpkin Jokes for Kids: Gourd Laughs Guaranteed

What do you call a pumpkin that drops its phone? A dumb-kin!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the other vine!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s a good swimmer? A gourd-iator!
What do you say to a fat pumpkin? Hey, gourd-geous!
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie maker? Slice to meet you!
Why was the pumpkin so good at basketball? Because it could always make a “gourd” shot!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music? Punk-in Rock!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? Pump-kin-etics!

Pun-believable Pumpkin Puns for Instagram Captions

Looking for the perfect caption to complement your pumpkin patch pics? We’ve got you covered! These pumpkin puns are ripe for the picking and guaranteed to rack up the likes. From clever wordplay to pumpkin-spice-infused humor, your Instagram feed is about to get a whole lot gourd-geous.

Pun-believable Pumpkin Puns for Instagram Captions

Feeling gourd-geous today!
Let’s get this party pump-kin started!
Oh my gourd, it’s pumpkin season!
Life is gourd!
I love you a pumpkin spice latte!
Carving out some time for fun!
Having a gourd time at the pumpkin patch!
Just trying to make the most of this gourd-en opportunity.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
I’m all about that pumpkin spice, ‘bout that pumpkin spice, no treble.

Corny Pumpkin Jokes to Make You Cringe (and Giggle)

Prepare for some jokes so bad, they’re good! These corny pumpkin puns are designed to elicit a groan as much as a chuckle. Embrace the awkwardness and let the cheesy humor wash over you. Because sometimes, the most ridiculous jokes are the most memorable. Get ready to cringe… and maybe crack a smile.

Corny Pumpkin Jokes to Make You Cringe (and Giggle)

What do you call a pumpkin that’s always right? A smart-kin!
Why are pumpkins bad at poker? They always have a full house!
What do you call a pumpkin that can play the guitar? A gourd-ist!
What did the pumpkin say to the ghost? Let’s be best fi-ends!
Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? To get pumped!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of story? A pulp fiction!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of car does a pumpkin drive? An auto-mobile!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Thanks-gourd-ing!
What do you call a pumpkin that has a hard time breathing? A-stem-atic!

Pumpkin Puns About Carving and Jack-o’-Lanterns

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Carving pumpkins is a beloved fall tradition, so naturally, there are plenty of puns to be made! These jokes focus on the art of carving, the spooky glow of jack-o’-lanterns, and the creative process behind making these festive decorations. Get ready to laugh while you scoop out those seeds!

Pumpkin Puns About Carving and Jack-o'-Lanterns

Don’t be such a jack-o’-lantern, lighten up!
I’m carving out some time for Halloween fun.
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about. (While carving)
I’m feeling jacked about this jack-o’-lantern!
This jack-o’-lantern is unbe-leaf-able!
Keep calm and carve on!
This pumpkin carving is a-peel-ing.
I’m really digging this pumpkin carving process!
Carving pumpkins is my fall-ever activity.
I’m not sure what face to carve… it’s a real gourd-lemma.

Pumpkin Jokes That Are Absolutely Gourd-geous

These pumpkin jokes are so good, they’re practically art! We’ve curated a collection of puns and one-liners that are as delightful and charming as a perfectly ripe pumpkin. Get ready to be impressed by the sheer brilliance of these gourd-geous jokes. They’re a real treat for the senses!

Pumpkin Jokes That Are Absolutely Gourd-geous

You’re looking gourd-geous today! Did you change your rind?
Feeling gourd-geous and ready for fall!
Have a gourd-geous autumn!
May your day be gourd-geous!
Life’s a gourd time when you’re with friends!
This pumpkin is unbe-leaf-ably gourd-geous!
I’m feeling gourd-geous, inside and out!
Every day is a gourd-geous day with you!
“You are gourd-geous” - Compliments I give to my pumpkins
Just bought myself some new make-up, feeling gourd-geous!

Spooky Pumpkin Jokes for Halloween Fun

Halloween is the perfect time for a little spooky humor! These pumpkin jokes are infused with just the right amount of fright and delight. They’re perfect for telling around the campfire or sharing with your trick-or-treating crew. Get ready for some chillingly funny pumpkin-themed laughter!

Spooky Pumpkin Jokes for Halloween Fun

What’s a witch’s favorite type of pumpkin? A scare-amel pumpkin!
What do you call a haunted pumpkin? A pumpkin-geist!
Why did the zombie cross the pumpkin patch? He was looking for some body to eat!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines and Pump-blood!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s a ghost? A spooky-kin!
What do you call a scary pumpkin? A fright-kin!
Why did the ghost sit on the pumpkin? To get to the other side!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite treat? Straw-berries and pumpkin pie!
What do you call a pumpkin that tells scary stories? A gourd-ian of the crypt!
Why are pumpkins so bad at hide and seek? Because they are easy to spot, they’re always out-standing in their field!

Pumpkin Puns About Pumpkin Spice Everything

Pumpkin spice has taken over the world! From lattes to candles, it’s everywhere. These puns celebrate (and maybe poke fun at) the pumpkin spice obsession. If you’re a PSL lover, these jokes are tailor-made for you. Get ready for a spicy blend of humor!

Pumpkin Puns About Pumpkin Spice Everything

I’m spiced to meet you!
I’m feeling spiced about fall!
My blood type is pumpkin spice.
You had me at pumpkin spice.
Don’t go baking my heart, pumpkin spice latte!
I like big pumpkins and I cannot lie… especially with pumpkin spice!
Keep calm and pumpkin spice on!
I’m a pumpkin spice addict, and I have no regrets!
Me? Bitter? Nah, just pumpkin spiced.

Short and Sweet Pumpkin Jokes for a Quick Laugh

Need a quick pick-me-up? These short and sweet pumpkin jokes are perfect for a fast chuckle. They’re easy to remember, simple to share, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re short on time or just need a little dose of humor, these jokes are sure to deliver.

Short and Sweet Pumpkin Jokes for a Quick Laugh