· Occassion · 8 min read
Gobble Up the Giggles: 50+ Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes & Puns!
Get your Thanksgiving dinner guests laughing with these corny (but funny!) jokes and puns. Turkey puns galore!
Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, food! But what’s a holiday feast without a healthy dose of laughter? This year, bring more than just a delicious dish to the table. Arm yourself with a cornucopia of Thanksgiving jokes and puns that are guaranteed to get everyone giggling (or at least groaning good-naturedly).
From turkey jokes to pumpkin pie puns, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to be the star of the Thanksgiving show with these witty and hilarious one-liners. Prepare for a feast of fun that’s almost as satisfying as that second helping of stuffing!
Gobble Up the Giggles: 50+ Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes & Puns!
Related Occassion Post:
- Meme: (Image: A turkey wearing sunglasses) Caption: “Ready to get Basted.” #Thanksgiving #TurkeyTime #Basted
- Meme: (Image: A plate piled high with Thanksgiving food) Caption: “My blood type is gravy.” #ThanksgivingDinner #GravyTrain #FoodComa
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
- Pun: I’m stuffed! Said every Thanksgiving guest ever. #Thanksgiving #Stuffed #FoodBaby
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- Meme: (Image: A dog looking longingly at a Thanksgiving table) Caption: “Please sir, may I have some more?” #OliverTwist #ThanksgivingPup #BeggingForFood
- What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow? “I like you a whole lot!”
- Pun: Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about! #PumpkinPie #ThanksgivingChatter #FallVibes
- Why did the band bring a turkey to the concert? Because they heard it had the drumsticks!
- Meme: (Image: A person lying on the couch with a blanket over them) Caption: “Currently operating at 5% battery life. Must…watch…football…” #ThanksgivingNap #FoodComa #FootballTime
- What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
- Pun: Have a gourd time this Thanksgiving! #Gourdgeous #HappyThanksgiving #AutumnFun
- A man is at the Thanksgiving dinner table. His father turns to him and says, “Son, stop making faces, or you’ll stay that way.” The son responds, “But Dad, I’m just trying to carve the turkey!”
- Meme: (Image: A turkey looking surprised) Caption: “Wait…you’re going to EAT me?” #ThanksgivingAnxiety #TurkeyTroubles #SaveTheTurkey
Gobble Up These Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes
Related Occassion Post:
Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and, of course, laughter. Kick off the holiday festivities with a collection of jokes that are guaranteed to get everyone chuckling. These jokes cover all aspects of the holiday, from turkeys to travel, ensuring a good time for all. Get ready to gobble up the fun!
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- What instrument does a turkey play? The drumsticks!
- Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play!
- How do you make a turkey float? You need root beer. (Root beer float)
- What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Fowl weather!
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Give him plenty of food to eat!
- What side dish are you always thankful for? I’m grateful for yams!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more turkey left?
Turkey-rific Thanksgiving Puns to Share
Thanksgiving puns are a guaranteed way to add some lighthearted humor to your holiday gathering. These turkey-centric puns are perfect for sharing around the dinner table or posting on social media. They’re silly, clever, and sure to elicit a groan or two – in the best way possible. Get ready to be pun-believably funny!
- Have a very Happy Thanks-GIVING!
- I’m all about that baste.
- Feeling gourd-geous this Thanksgiving.
- Let’s get basted!
- Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey!
- I yam what I yam!
- Talk turkey to me.
- I’m stuffed!
- Thanksgiving: A time to reflect and be thankful for all the things we can’t eat on a regular diet.
- Life is gourd!
Pun-tastic Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Keep the little ones entertained this Thanksgiving with a collection of kid-friendly jokes. These puns are clean, silly, and easy for kids to understand, making them the perfect way to bring some laughter to the children’s table. Get ready for some giggles and grins as the kids share these pun-tastic Thanksgiving jokes!
- What do pilgrims use to keep their hair in place? Pilgrim rollers!
- What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry!
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a turkey’s favorite game? Gobblet!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? Star Clucks!
- What do you call a turkey that can fly? A perky!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Food-Focused Thanksgiving Jokes That Will Fill You With Laughter
Related Occassion Post:
Thanksgiving is all about the food, so why not celebrate with some food-focused jokes? These jokes cover all the classic Thanksgiving dishes, from stuffing to sweet potatoes, and are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Prepare to be filled with laughter as you indulge in these delicious jokes!
- What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow? “I like you a whole lot!”
- Why did the cranberries bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner? They wanted to be on top of the gravy!
- What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
- What do you call fake mashed potatoes? An imposter!
- What do you call a sweet potato with muscles? A jacked potato!
- What did the green bean say to the gravy? “I’ve bean thinking about you!”
- Why was the corn blushing? Because it saw the butter!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Gravy!
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With pumpkin patch!
Thanksgiving Dad Jokes That Are Corny But Classic
No Thanksgiving is complete without some corny dad jokes. These classic jokes are sure to elicit some eye-rolls and groans, but they’re also guaranteed to bring some laughter to the table. Get ready to embrace the cheesiness and enjoy these Thanksgiving dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good!
- What kind of car does a pilgrim drive? An auto-mobile!
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatch a plan!
- What do you call a turkey that’s always getting into trouble? A poultrygeist!
- What do you call a turkey that’s a ghost? A poultrygeist!
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
- What’s the best way to avoid an argument this Thanksgiving? Don’t invite your relatives!
- Why shouldn’t you look under a turkey’s feet? Because he’s got wattle you should know!
- What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? A calcul-eater!
- Did you hear about the fight at the Thanksgiving parade? It was a fowl brawl!
- What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? “Quack, quack!”
Silly Thanksgiving Jokes to Break the Ice
Thanksgiving can sometimes be a bit awkward, especially with extended family. Break the ice with these silly Thanksgiving jokes. These jokes are lighthearted, fun, and perfect for easing any tension and creating a more relaxed atmosphere. Get ready to lighten the mood and enjoy some silly Thanksgiving fun!
- What do you call a turkey who loves to play baseball? A batter!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday? St. Patrick’s Day… because it’s all about the green!
- Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- What do you call a turkey that can’t get up? A hobblin goblin!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
- How do you know when a turkey is ready? When it stops gobbling!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”
- What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A Tur-key-key-key!
- What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A funny bird!
- What is a turkey’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it’s all about the gobble!
Pumpkin Pie Puns That Are Simply Delicious
Pumpkin pie is a Thanksgiving staple, and these pumpkin pie puns are the perfect way to celebrate this delicious dessert. These puns are sweet, clever, and sure to satisfy your craving for humor. Prepare to indulge in these pumpkin pie puns that are simply delicious!
- You want a piece of me? (Pumpkin Pie)
- Life is what you bake it.
- Pie love you!
- I’m feeling pie-tastic!
- Let’s give them something to pie about!
- Don’t go baking my heart!
- You’re the apple of my pie.
- Have a gourd time!
- Be pie-ful!
- I only have pies for you.
Leftover Thanksgiving Jokes for the Day After
The day after Thanksgiving is all about leftovers, so let’s celebrate with some leftover-themed jokes! These jokes are perfect for sharing as you enjoy your Thanksgiving leftovers. They’re funny, relatable, and a great way to keep the holiday spirit alive. Get ready to laugh as you savor those delicious leftovers!
- I’m not sure what I’m more stuffed with: turkey or regret.
- I’m thankful for stretchy pants today.
- My favorite Thanksgiving exercise is carrying leftovers from the table to the fridge.
- The only reason I went to Thanksgiving was for the leftovers.
- I’m in a committed relationship with my Thanksgiving leftovers.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it… especially leftovers!
- Thanksgiving: A day to get stuffed and then feel bad about it for the next three days…until the leftovers are gone.
- Leftovers are proof that Thanksgiving was a success.
- I’m going to need a bigger fridge. And a bigger stomach.
- Is it too early to start planning next year’s Thanksgiving menu…and the leftovers?
